So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
I just graduated from college in June with a degree in History/Theatre and Peace Studies. Since moving back to Texas i have found it hard to find single guys who aren't committed to a space god. I make documentary films, i teach, I'm a theater director, and writer. I'm a huge nerd, I'm a news and events junkie. I love travel, good food, and real conversations. Silliness is a must.
Lholling, 38
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Austin, TX, USA
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'04"
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, bollywood, indie, drama, action, horror, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latino, Mixed Race, Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Entertainment / Media, Artistic / Musical, Education / Academic Research
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
better in small groups
Political Views
progressive, democrat
Food Related
Chinese, Indian, Comfort, Chocoholic
Personality
geek, lover, liberal, tree hugger, intellectual, flirt, fun loving, nerd, activist
Religious Views
Atheist
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, the yin to my yang
Pets
Small Furry Creature
Fitness & Sports
working out
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My Groups(12)
Atheist
3132 membersA group for those who do not believe in the existence of any gods or deities.
Secularist
850 membersA group for those who oppose religious influence in public life and seek to protect and promote the separation of church and state.
Freethinker
2159 membersA group for those who are open to ideas and opinions outside of religious doctrine, and who seek to pursue the truth through reason and experience.
I Do Not Believe In Magic
762 membersA group for those who do not accept the existence of supernatural forces or paranormal phenomena, and who rely solely on science and reason.
Blissfully Godless
880 membersA group for those who are content and peaceful without religion or gods, and who live their lives by their own moral code.
Being Wormfood Isnt Scary
716 membersA group for those who do not fear death and embrace the notion that everyone will eventually return to the earth.
Water Into Wine...Yeah, Right
609 membersA group for those who are skeptics and do not accept any miracles or supernatural occurrences, and who put their faith in what can be observed.
I Do Not Believe In Gods
1403 membersA group for those who are firm in their disbelief in any gods or deities, and who use philosophical reasoning to explore and understand the world.
No Heaven, No Hell
1109 membersA group for those who do not accept any afterlife, and who strive to make the most of their lives while they are still here.
I Believe In Science
1998 membersA group for those who look to science for answers to the mysteries of the universe, and who are passionate about scientific progress and discovery.
Live For Today!
901 membersA group for those who believe in living life to the fullest and embracing every moment, without worrying about what tomorrow brings.
Ex-Christian
956 membersA group for those who have departed from their Christian faith and are seeking to explore alternative religious and spiritual beliefs.
Atheist Related
- REDDIT: Atheism
- Atheist Alliance
- Richard Dawkins
- Secular Policy Institute
- Secular Web
- Church of Virus
Atheist Dating Sites
- Atheist Matchmaker
- Atheist Dating Connexion
- Atheist Personals
- Agnostic Dating Site
- Atheist Online Dating
- Atheist Dating Service
Atheist Chat Sites
Media
Satire / Parody
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
Funny Sites