Gimmickless, 43

I've been using the handle 'gimmickless' over the past ten years for a very good reason. I've lived all about the USA, in cities and towns. I've picked up sensibilities from the Left and East coasts, with a flyover country sense of "nice-ness". I've ---- out with goths and Christians, military and artists, but take great pains to avoid the snobs, the B----es, and the dregs. Chances are really good you're not one of them, right?

Right? Good. Then let's move on.

I'm reliable enough to never cancel or be over 30 minutes late for plans, but I also tend not to set high goals. Despite a small wall of diplomas, certificates, and promotions, I don't consider myself to be abnormally ambitious. (If you want highly ambitious people, this is where you click BACK.) Somehow, I've managed to get along this well so far.

I don't have high standards you have to meet. That's the beauty of the Internet. I'm assuming most of you aren't hideous, know how to shower regularly, don't steal whatever isn't nailed down, and don't try to snag a man by getting yourself pregnant. I give y'all the benefit of the doubt. Just don't prove me wrong.