T0bias, 59

Me:
I'm always up around 4:20.
I think getting my --- kicked at Scrabble is foreplay.

I don't have any children.
I don't have any pets.
I believe that "poop" and "s---" are the same exact thing.
I have a career, a decent salary, and respect from my peers.
I drive a 2000 VW Ashtray. It's all good though, it doubles nicely as a trash can.
I am a fashion refugee.
I am most comfortable in Levi's.
I watch meaningful TV, most of the time.
History, TLC, Discovery, Science, etc...
I have never raised my hands in anger.
I don't have a fast boat, a Corvette, or a gun.
I like being at home. You know, where all my stuff is.
I think Andy Taylor is a Hero.
I have no use for "Reality TV", or gossip rags.
I think American Idol is a farce, and produces no actual talent, at all.
I can watch "Sling Blade" as many times as you like.
I cried for Forest Gump.
I can fix nearly anything...
I'm an IT professional.
I talk alot. Probably too much.

You:
You understand perspective.
You are not obese, or a stick figure.
You're always up around 4:20.
You see past the juvenile surface of South Park, etc...
You laugh BEFORE Shrek farts.
You can kick my --- at Scrabble...
You're a little bit lecherous.
You know that great S-- is 90% cerebral.
You have a job. A career preferably.
You don't "NEED" a man around.
You're not likely to be picked up in a club.
You have no idea what it's like to puke in the bushes, outside of a club.
You don't often come home to find that your lights have been shut off.
You appreciate adrenaline.
You think a southern accent is hot.
You're not a Lemming.
You're not afraid of a man who speaks openly, honestly, and frequently.
You haven't had to look up any words you've read in the past few minutes.
You know what "Tough Love" means...
You know that there are three different ways to spell "there".
You can't wait to learn more about me.