I'm a lost soul falling through time because I tripped over the reality laying in the middle of the sidewalk. Don't know who put it there and at this point I don't care. Just would really appreciate someone to laugh about it wit.
I've always thought I was the coolest person I knew so a female version of me would be amazing or at least be funny as hell to compare notes with. Have one child who undoubtably will one day take over the world from where I tried and failed. So I feel confident that I could make another impressive kid if given the chance and would try (quit frequently) if I ever meet my songs melody.
I have a weakness for ladies with thick hips, small waist, & a cute face (skinny girls just not my thing). But anybody can be my friend, just be a friend and you'll see a friend. My sense of humor is part boondocks, family guy, daily show, and community. I'm a diehard Chiefs fan (go Royals as we'll) Also love pbs, and npr. So if you have read this far and your still smiling? Let's make nice and be friends.
Sciencesold, 50
currently offline
Kansas City, MO, USA
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No magic, but hopefully chemistry.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
190 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
chess, killing zombies, movies, music, robotics, science, sports, television, video games
Body Type
athletic, average
Movies
action, animation, comedy, fantasy, horror, indie, mockumentaries, murder mysteries, psychological thrillers, romantic comedy, sci-fi, westerns
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
African American
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
some college
Profession
Hospitality / Travel, Other, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
420, ceremonial smoking, no - will not date a smoker
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
a couch potato, a total freak, anti-social, better in small groups, class clown, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
democrat, independent, liberal, progressive
Food Related
Carnivore
Personality
loner, lover, nerd, professional, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, activist, artistic, clown, extrovert, freak, frugal, fun loving, geek, intellectual, jock, liberal
Individuality
actor, artist, circus clown, freak, ninja, rocket scientist, superhero, superhero sidekick, vampire, voodoo practitioner, werewolf
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Not Religious
Miscellaneous
HIV-
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
My Sign
i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in july
Pets
Fish
Gender
Male
Music
Classical, Funk, Hardcore, Hip Hop, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Motown, Pop, R and B, Rap, Reggae, Relaxation and Meditation, Rock, Ska, Soul, Trance, World
Hair Style
afro, shaved head
Fitness & Sports
armchair quarterback, football (U.S.)
Health Related
challenging health issues, minor health issues
Languages
English, The Language of Love
Looking for
Movies
action, animation, comedy, fantasy, horror, indie, mockumentaries, murder mysteries, nothing but porn, psychological thrillers, romantic comedy, sci-fi, westerns
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Eye Color
brown, glass, gray, green, hazel, black, blue
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Do they smoke?
420, ceremonial smoking, for medicinal purposes, no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink?
socially
Food Related
Caribbean, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Fine Dining, French, Hot Sauce on Everything, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Mediterranean, Mexican, Organic, Raw Food, Soul Food, Soylent Green, Spicy, Sushi, Thai, Vegetarian
Personality
activist, artistic, burner (burning man participant), clown, extrovert, flirt, freak, frugal, fun loving, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, romantic, thrifty
Gender
Female
Music
Dance, Funk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, R and B, Rap, Reggae, Relaxation and Meditation, Ska, Soul, World, Alternative Rock, Classical
Fitness & Sports
aerobics, armchair quarterback, biathalon, bodybuilding, dancing, diving, football (International), football (U.S.), golf, gymnastics, hiking, hockey, jogging, martial arts, parkour, pilates, pole dancing, rock climbing, rugby, running, scuba, skateboarding, skiing, snorkeling, snowboarding, soccer (U.S.), surfing, swimming, tai chi, tennis, triathlon, volleyball, weightlifting, working out, yoga
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Atheist
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Freethinker
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Implicit Atheism
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Explicit Atheism
658 membersA group for those who have emphatically and openly declared that they do not believe in any gods or deities.
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497 membersA group for those who follow the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and revere The Flying Spaghetti Monster as their deity.
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