Looking for me? Hi there! I figured this is a new year and time to find someone new as well. Well first off let me tell you about me: I'm a divorced single mom of two boys ages 8 & 10. I'm open to having more children, but not unless I am married again. I work in Public Health dealing with HIV/AIDS. Luckily I can work mostly from home, so it offers me lots of free time. I'm fun, charming, charasmatic and I'm usually the center of attention... but not in a bad way. I have large tattoos that cover my back and arms. I used to have piercings, but I took them out and just my ears are pierced now. I used to be a plus-size model, but then I took on a different career. Yes that means I am a BBW, so if you're not into a more voluptuos woman then this profile isn't for you.
Still here? Well then here's what I'm looking for, give or take: I want a guy who is open-minded and not afraid to speak his mind when the time is appropriate. I'm looking for someone tall because I love to wear heels. Also I have a guys sense of humor and I want someone to keep up with me. Confidence is sexy and so is a great smile. You must also be willing to meet. I have no problem texting, but I would perfer to talk. It's easier to get to know you that way. I like to laugh and have fun and want you to be able to do the same.
Fun facts about me:
*I'm scared of clowns
*I love horror movies
*During the fall, I work as a special effects horror make-up artist for Wiards Night Terrors, Detroit ComiCon and the Zombiewalk
*I'm scared of roller coasters but I love Cedar Point, go figure
*I HATE drama. My last relationship was 4 years and we only got into 3 major fights.
*I hate bad hygene and liars
*I give a great massage
*I'm a girly-girl who isn't afraid to get a little dirty
*I'm NOT into one-night stands.
*I only date one guy at a time. I think I'd be horrified if I called someone by another guys name.
*I'm easy to fall for **Anything else, just ask**
Narcissusamy, 42
currently offlineRedford, MI, USA
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Weight
280 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
board games, computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, fishing, gardening, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, painting, photography, puzzles and brain teasers, video games, wine tasting, writing
Body Type
voluptuous
Movies
comedy, drama, horror, indie, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
some college
Profession
Medical / Health Services, Other
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
420, no - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, with kids, with pets
Socially, I am
comic relief, flirt, social butterfly, the life of the party
Food Related
Chinese, French, Italian, Mediterranean, Mexican
Personality
activist, artistic, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, lover, romantic, type a
Individuality
artist, ninja, piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Atheist
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, mr. right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in august, leo : july 23-aug. 22
Pets
Cats, Dog, Fish, Snake, Spider
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Classical, Dance, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Metal, Opera, Pop, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock
Hair Style
curly, layered
Fitness & Sports
swimming, dancing
Languages
Arabic, English
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, movies, music, photography, reading, sports, target practice, travel, video games, wine tasting, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, supermodel, thick
Movies
comedy, horror, indie
Orientation
straight
Their Ethnicity
Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American
Relationship
divorced, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college
Do they drink?
socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, with kids, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
comic relief, flirt, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, the life of the party
Food Related
Carnivore, Chinese, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Italian, Japanese, Raw, Spicy, Sushi
Personality
romantic, type a, activist, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, jock, lover, professional
Individuality
beard, goatee, ninja, piercings, stache, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Christian, Muslim, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
dating, miss right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Pets
Birds, Cats, Dogs, Farm Animals, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pigs, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Rabbits, Rats, Rock, Small Furry Creature, Snakes, Spiders, Turtles
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Dance, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Metal, Pop, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock
Hair Style
buzz cut, caesar, crew cut, curly, faux-hawk, layered, long hair, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight
Fitness & Sports
handball, hiking, hockey, martial arts, rowing, rugby, soccer (U.S.), swimming, tai chi, tennis, baseball, volleyball, walking, weightlifting, working out, wrestling, bodybuilding, dancing, diving, football (International), football (U.S.), golf, gymnastics
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