Jaclynxhyde, 37
currently offlineBillings, MT, USA
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plus sized, music loving atheist wanting similar.
plus sized, music loving atheist wanting similar. I'm Jaclyn, I'm 26, soon to be 27. I'm creative, passionate, fun and fallible. I am a fat, music loving bisexual atheist. I am charmingly crude and delightfully morbid. I curse more than a vindictive wiccan, and am more infectious than the ebola virus. I am a goofy rocker and a badass with a heart of gold. I am a BBW with style, sass and confidence. I've got a great sense of humor, which is rather dark and morbid most of the time. I play ukulele and guitar, and I sing.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5'06"
Hobbies & Interests
computers, dancing, fleamarkets, internet, killing zombies, mime, movies, music, photography, pole dancing, shopping, television
Body Type
fat and proud, large, overweight
Movies
comedy, drama, horror, indie, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight, bisexual
Eye Color
blue, gray
Hair Color
auburn, black, depends on the day of the week, red
Ethnicity
Native American, Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Other
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink?
only blood, socially
I currently live
family and friends visit often, with parents, with pets
Socially, I am
a couch potato, class clown, comic relief, flirt, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, not interested in politics, socialist
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Candiholic, Candy is a Food Group, Right?, Carnivore, Chinese, Comfort, Diet Phobic, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Soul Food
Personality
extrovert, fashionista, flirt, fun loving, liberal, lover, pirate, playa hater, punk, total slacker, white trash, activist, clown, dominatrix
Individuality
beard, circus clown, ninja, piercings, pirate at heart, stache, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Not Religious
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, mr. right, relationship, romance, roommate, soulmate, the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in october, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Pets
Cats, Dogs
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Dance, Death Metal, Funk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, House, Indie, Industrial, Metal, Post Rock, Punk, Rock, Screamo, Ska, Techno
Hair Style
emo, shag, short hair, spiky, straightened
Fitness & Sports
armchair quarterback, basketball, bowling, dancing
Health Related
western medicine
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
coupon clipping, dancing, internet, killing zombies, puzzles and brain teasers, sewing, shopping, television, travel, video games, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, average, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, thick, voluptuous
Movies
romantic comedy, comedy, indie, mockumentaries, psychological thrillers
Orientation
bisexual, gay, heteroflexible, pansexual, polysexual, transgender-ftm, transgender-mtf
Eye Color
glass, gray, green, hazel, black, blue, brown
Hair Color
auburn, bald, black, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red
Their Ethnicity
African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Klingon, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Have Kids
no - and am unable to, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, no - open to adoption
Their Education Level
Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Computer related / Hardware, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Medical / Health Services, Other, Transportation / Trucking
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink?
socially
Socially, they are
a couch potato, better in small groups, class clown, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
democrat, independent, liberal, libertarian, progressive, socialist
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Candiholic, Candy is a Food Group, Right?, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Phobic, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Junk Food Junkie, Mexican, Omnivore, Soul Food
Personality
activist, artistic, clown, coffeeholic, dominatrix, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, frugal, fun loving, geek, hipster, intellectual, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa hater, punk, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, white trash
Individuality
artist, beard, circus clown, magician, mime, ninja, piercings, pirate at heart, rocket scientist, stache, superhero, superhero sidekick, tattoos, vampire
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Not Religious
They are looking for
conversation, friends - with benefits, friends only, penpal, roommate, travel companion
Gender
Female, Male, Not Sure, Transgender, Transgender-FTM, Transgender-MTF
Music
Alternative Rock, Chamber, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Indie, Industrial, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Opera, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, Rock, Screamo, Ska
Hair Style
bob cut, bowl cut, bun, buzz cut, caesar, cornrows, crew cut, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, flattop, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mohawk, shag, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened
Fitness & Sports
bowling, dancing
Languages
English
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(6)
Atheist
3130 membersA group for those who do not believe in the existence of any gods or deities.
Agnostic
1430 membersA group for those who believe nothing can be known about the existence of God & that beliefs should be based on logic, reason & personal experience.
Freethinker
2158 membersA group for those who are open to ideas and opinions outside of religious doctrine, and who seek to pursue the truth through reason and experience.
Humanist
1270 membersA group for those who prioritize the progress and well-being of humanity, and who put their faith in science and human ingenuity.
Blissfully Godless
879 membersA group for those who are content and peaceful without religion or gods, and who live their lives by their own moral code.
Who Really Knows. No One!
717 membersA group for those who accept that no one knows the ultimate truth, and that all beliefs are based on speculation and personal experience.
Atheist Related
- REDDIT: Atheism
- Atheist Alliance
- Richard Dawkins
- Secular Policy Institute
- Secular Web
- Church of Virus
Atheist Dating Sites
- Atheist Matchmaker
- Atheist Dating Connexion
- Atheist Personals
- Agnostic Dating Site
- Atheist Online Dating
- Atheist Dating Service
Atheist Chat Sites
Media
Satire / Parody
Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
Webcam Sites
Personals / Chat Sites
Funny Sites