Comicprophet, 55

How can I keep my dog from Jumping in the oven? That's what a relative said a couple of thanks givings ago, to which I replied, "show it Schindler's list". Badump bump! Thank you I'll be appearing here all week. I can say that because I'm a dog, no wait, I mean I'm Jewish. Well, not really I was born by wolves but raised by a pack of Jews.

Let me just say that I don't care what anyone believes as long as they're not hurting others or attempting to impose their beliefs on others.

I fancy myself a pseudo wannabee quantum existential physicist. I specialize in sarcastic politically incorrect humor. That being said, I loves me my peeps of all nationalities and ethnicities, except for republicans, well that's not exactly true, a couple of my friends are mentally deficient --- tea baggers. Even the unenlightened have redeeming qualities if you look real hard. That being said, I wouldn't want any of them making important decisions for society and so as long as their stupidity stops at their mentality and not public policy I'll break bread with them.

I like a woman with an edge, must be smart and fit, non smoker. If you are an artist even better. At heart I am an artist, I have owned a sign shop and have been a neon glass bender and large format printer as well as an animator. I have also performed in murder mysteries.

Currently I am in sales.

As far as looks, I have never been run out of town by the local villagers with pitch forks but a man can dream can't he?

I am 5'11+ 213 DDF. I am attracted to intelligent fit women. I have no doubt that you are special, as I have waited my whole life to meet you. I'm not sure what zip code or continent you reside in but I'm optimistic that we will meet.

A partner to create with...