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`What do you get if you cross a Seventh Day Adventist with an Atheist?

Someone who knocks on your door on the weekend and just stands there when you open it.

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`Why does the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic have a hard time sleeping?

Because she lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.



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`Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have s--.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over her brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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PostPosted:     Post subject: who was the cleverest woman in the history?
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Q- who was the cleverest woman in the history?

A- saint marry

Q- why ?

A- she did it and accused god!

(sorry if my english didn't transfer the meaning completely)
(muslims believe that marry was virgin when he was pregnant is story the same in there?)

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`Heh. Your English is good enough, obscureatheist.

That would be Mary, Mother of God according to Roman Catholics. Some call her Saint Mary. One "r" in her name.

I know that Roman Catholics (I was raised as one) believe that Mary was a virgin when she conceived Jesus, so it is the same story here too. I've heard some people say that Christianity "borrowed" the story of virgin birth from Mithraism, but scholars seem to disagree.

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