Zaphodbthe0, 53

brooding writer seeks muse okay, so i'm not always brooding.. hi, there. very nice to meet you. let's see.. i like walks on the beach, ..oh, yeah. no beach here. k. hmmm. actually, what i like most is experiencing people. cool people. smart people. i'm not cool or smart, mind you, i just prefer people who are.

i am one of those semi-tortured souls who basks themselves in music and literature and tons of non-fiction trying to figure out the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. well, maybe not actually "figure it out," per se, since so far it doesn't actually have a literal meaning, but at least describe it a little better.

female humans (i'll use "women" for short) are simply the most beautiful, interesting, and lovely creatures evolved to date. frankly, (who was this "frank" guy, anyway?) we need more of you, and we need you more involved in running this planet if we are going to survive. we men have screwed it up for quite some time now, so i figure it's your turn.

oh, yeah, this is a dating site. sorry, i digress for a living. i'm just looking to meet someone interesting and see what happens. i like good hearts, sharp wits, deep thinkers, open and inquiring minds, and a cute tush... did i say that out loud? oops. but seriously, depth and intelligence are high on my list. for some reason, i also like short chicks.. heh. try explaining that one through evolutionary psychology!

i am a voracious reader, a pseudo-intellectual, and if i was a car i'd be a jaguar: powerful and fast and sultry.. yet not exactly what one might call reliable.. to just lay it on the line, i have a sometimes harsh depressive illness. i'm not the one you want to marry. i'm the guy you get hammered with and have a fantastic conversation (and whatever else..) or share your deepest thoughts or just use as a casual friendship. i'm also a really good listener. since i'm smack in the middle of the bible belt, i don't hold out too much hope for locals. so you even if you want to just write back and