Swampudlian, 54

I am more or less a normal guy looking to meet a more or less normal gal. I have some situational baggage (not emotional -- mostly) that I have to deal with, but I think most folks at or around my age probably do. Then again, this is what they call "experience," right? In fact, one of my favorite quotes (usually attributed to Mark Twain) is "Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Bad judgment." My life in a nutshell, but I'm turning things around. What's the saying? "Can't turn a battleship on a dime." Oh, and bonus points to anyone who can give a proper explanation of the infield fly rule.