Oversizedkenobi, 48

If you didnt see the humor in in my title please move along, for those that stayed

I have reached the point in my life now where I know who I am and know what I want, I’m jovial and also have a dark sense of humor, which means I can appreciate a good slapstick or dirty joke. The only people I have every met that don’t like me are the people who don’t want to be happy. I make it a personal mission of mine to put a smile on a face! I’m half Polish and half German, this means I have strong ambitions for taking over the world but don’t know how to do it.

I live my life day by day. This does not mean I don’t know how to make plans for things but my insatiable desires sometimes get the better of me and spontaneity springs to life. I once drove three and a half hours to get a cheese burger with a friend because we saw the commercial for one and the closest was Oregon! I bought a pair of congas once because I was tired of tapping on my belly while standing around cooking! I like to have fun at the expense of others and myself, but know when to have a good serious debate without it getting to ugly.

Don’t let my size fool you as it does most people who meet me. I’m that guy on the football team who is built like a stack of tires but moves with purpose when he sets his eyes on the Quarterback! I’m a Tactician. I’m a hopeless romantic with a gracious nature and I have strong values. No drama, I’m to cool for that. I love to cook but only for people I care for and who will appreciate my hard work in pleasing your taste buds! I attended the Art Institute of Seattle, And studied Industrial Design Technologies, which pretty much means the design of everything you see! From billborad ads to bathroom stalls. And above all else, Im a city boy and a nightowl.

I also find imperfections sexy! Especially glasses.