Irishninja, 35

Im Callum. I am a first generation American, my parents are both English and my family is spread across the Earth, but mostly Irish.

I work the night shift at UPS, and go to school part-time. Sarcasm is a big part of who I am, along with an obscure, dry and quick witted sense of humor. So if you can't take a joke, we probably wont get along.

I'm on here because I am socially inept and fairly shy when first meeting someone. I don't usually have a lot to say and prefer to sit in silence than ramble about bull----. Between my night shift and hate for crowds of people I don't really get out much and I'm fine with that. Just your average strong, silent, geek type.

I am a martial artist. I have been studying Shaolin kung fu for the past 11 years. In the past I have studied Taekwondo, Aikido, Bujinkan Ninjutsu, Kendo, fencing and an assortment of other self taught techniques. I practice for the discipline, and believe that conflict can be resolved without violence. Although I can kill a man with just my thumb.

I am a fairly modest guy but have a big reputation. I'm not sure why but I have a large impact on people that i befriend. If you were to ask those people about me you would probably get half truth's and whole lies. stories of grandeur that would lead you to expect me to be more than what I am. What am I you ask? A man I say. Who is kind, loving, strong, funny, sarcastic, romantic, and shy. I am completely and totally loyal to everyone that i love, and every thing that i believe in.