bad first date

[irvine (deleted)]

i took a young lady out for dinner and a film years ago. everything was going well until she excused herself and went to the toilets while we were siting at the movies. after 15 minutes she hadn't returned so i went looking. much to my surprise i saw her in the restaurant area in handcuffs and being escorted from the premises by police. turns out she was wanted and one the staff recognized her. there you go dinner, movies and jail. :(