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Flying Spaghetti Monster

 
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If you are a believer in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, please share how you came to know of the high holy noodleness.

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.she blessed me by massaging me with her noodely appendages once in the back room of a dive bar..

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.Careful now, spaghetti sauce isn't very hygienic.

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jester13




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Laughing Spaghetti monster

Oh yeah god of starch and lycopene, so splendiferous in his simplicity. Who brought the world to a rolling boil in the seventh minute.We come to beg for your forgiveness. For we have sinned against you my lord! we have partaken in the worship of another god,Alfredo! We were weakened by his creaminess and comfort.We were dazzled with his ability to be good with both broccoli and chicken! But we have seen the error of our ways my lord! For you have sanctified,glorified,fortified,and many other "fieds" us for far to long our lord! We may have had our faith tested by dry meatballs. but you have been redeemed by the holy trinity! Beef,pork,and a little veal! For we have seen the mountain tops of parmesean,and walked in the sacred halls of Barilla! We shall cast aside the attempts of the antichrist,that goes by the name of Atkins,and once again blessed by your holy sauce! We shall bathe once again in your salted to taste water! So church of the Saucelites,I have one question. Can Sister Carbohydrate get a Amen!?


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`Amen! Yarrrrr!

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jester13 wrote:
Laughing Spaghetti monster

Oh yeah god of starch and lycopene, so splendiferous in his simplicity. Who brought the world to a rolling boil in the seventh minute.We come to beg for your forgiveness. For we have sinned against you my lord! we have partaken in the worship of another god,Alfredo! We were weakened by his creaminess and comfort.We were dazzled with his ability to be good with both broccoli and chicken! But we have seen the error of our ways my lord! For you have sanctified,glorified,fortified,and many other "fieds" us for far to long our lord! We may have had our faith tested by dry meatballs. but you have been redeemed by the holy trinity! Beef,pork,and a little veal! For we have seen the mountain tops of parmesean,and walked in the sacred halls of Barilla! We shall cast aside the attempts of the antichrist,that goes by the name of Atkins,and once again blessed by your holy sauce! We shall bathe once again in your salted to taste water! So church of the Saucelites,I have one question. Can Sister Carbohydrate get a Amen!?


-Jesster

Amen, amen, amen. Love spaghetti and the holy sauce is really the blood of the monster?

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tiye_PREV
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I have a friend who's a Pastafarian

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GSIAMNE
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`I am now half Pastafarian and half Confusiast.

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